Mick Jagger sucks

Super Bowl XL
Original airdate: 2.5.06

I barely watched the halftime, but I'll take old man Paul McCartney over Mick Jagger any day after tonight's display. Even Kid Rock was better than this fool. The Stones were terrible. Guys, collect your money, keep selling your songs to Microsoft or whatever, live in England with lots of gardens or double-decker buses, and stop performing. Do us all a favor.

The game was good up until about the third quarter. Oh, Matt Hasselback, you need more practice. Too bad this was the last game of the season. Oh, Shaun, you didn't even score one TD. Who ARE you? Oh, Steelers fans...ONE FOR THE THUMB!

Next year....NY Giants 28, Indianapolis Colts, 3. Manning v. Manning, baby. You heard it here first!